December 7th, 2020

почетный шаман

Принесено из телеграма

A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath

"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.

She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,

"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,
very, closely:

"Are - my - test - results - back?"

Апд. Вспомнил. Напоминает старый анекдот из 90х про студента который с бегунком до сдавал сессию со второй попытки, и наконец получил подпись преподавателя. Идёт он значит в деканат и секретарю отдаёт свою бумажку, та зная его беды и ужасы перед отчислением за неуспеваемость, берет бегунок, внимательно смотрит и говорит - подпись, пиздато? Студент обалдев от лексикона, но вполне добро желательно говорит - ну да, заебись! Секретарь приспуская очки и глядя на него - говорю подпись у вас без даты.